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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=15921#78030 - Lithuanians are NOT a Slavic people, they're a Baltic people.

http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=21124

no reason needed

Latest Bathory review by Peter31095Metalhead- he's just telling a story and fitting track titles into it, I see no musical description whatsoever (or am I missing something?).
http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=754#182648

"Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam" takes all the weaknesses of "Twilight of the Idols", and highlights them, casting them in an even more painfully obvious light, as if they tried to tell us that "this is what Gorgoroth is now, absolutely worthless, and if the previous album wasn't evidence enough to you, here is our ultimate proof!"

Bit of a problem with deluge71's review of Åsmund Frægdegjevar by Lumsk, linked here. Nothing wrong with the review, except that it's obviously a review of the band's demo of the same name, rather than the full-length to which it is attached. It mentions the first track as being 'I lytinne tva' which is the case for the demo but not the full-length, and it also complains about the short total length of <20 mins, which again is true for the demo but not the full-length. I don't know whether the reviewer downloaded the demo and was mistaken as to what it was, or simply added it to the wrong release by accident, but it should not have been accepted in either case.

Comments on the below? The review's attached to the wrong release.

ForNaught wrote:

http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=64#15620

Awful single-paragraph, four-line review for Cradle of Filth that mostly says "this album sucks" several different ways. Granted it's from 2004, but it's bad even for then.

That's very odd. I used to talk to him on occasions through Last FM and his reviews definitely weren't worthy on deletion. He did just disappear after writing a few reviews and isn't anywhere to be seen these days. Perhaps he, oddly, modify his own reviews so they would be deleted because he didn't want them up anymore? He could have just deleted them ... This is weird.

Perplexed_Sjel wrote:

He was probably trying to make some kind of statement. IIRC he made a big, dramatic "I'm leaving and never coming back!" kind of post a while ago and hasn't been around since. I might be wrong though.

http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=122532#193455

Dunkeltrolls' review

For whatever reason, weird reviews of this album keep getting accepted, there was the one about Maiden's being Christian, and now this already small review uses half it's length to talk about how the album was too long so he used an audio program to trim down the songs. He only actually mentions one song, and doesn't say anything more than that it's pretty good.

No, he came back and then others hit him with the "I thought you said you weren't coming back" line and then he left again. haha

Author:	unclevladistav [ Sun May 31, 2009 4:26 pm ]
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Catachthonian wrote: http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=15921#78030 - Lithuanians are NOT a Slavic people, they're a Baltic people. Stuff like this can get annoying, not sure if it's grounds for deletion. http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=1528 See: IrishDeathgrip's review: "Jus Osbourn" Fungicide's review: "Jus Osborn (coincidence?)"

Author:	Evil_Johnny_666 [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:21 pm ]
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http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=21124 no reason needed

Author:	CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8 [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:18 am ]
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Evil_Johnny_666 wrote: http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=21124 no reason needed good call!

Author:	Terminal_Tyrant [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:35 am ]
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Evil_Johnny_666 wrote: http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=21124 no reason needed It's just a capsule review like something found in a movie digest. There's no minimum of length for reviews. If it's really brief like that one but generally informative then so be it. Not everyone wants to read long reviews for an album all of the time. If everyone has to write the same way then it becomes uninteresting.

Author:	unclevladistav [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:21 pm ]
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Latest Bathory review by Peter31095Metalhead- he's just telling a story and fitting track titles into it, I see no musical description whatsoever (or am I missing something?). http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=754#182648

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Author:	Terminal_Tyrant [ Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:26 am ]
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unclevladistav wrote: Latest Bathory review by Peter31095Metalhead- he's just telling a story and fitting track titles into it, I see no musical description whatsoever (or am I missing something?). http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=754#182648 I came in here just about to mention the same thing. While it's very creative, I agree with you that there is little to no music relavence in his review.

Author:	unclevladistav [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:29 pm ]
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Ah ok, glad I'm not the only one who saw that. Recently found ScatologyDomine's review of the Coffins/XXX Maniak split. I know it's the only one so it doesn't have to be very good, but from the way he talks it sound as if he's never even heard the Coffins side, passing over it to review the XXX Maniak side, of which he is an obvious fan. "I'll start with Coffins. They're an interesting doom metal band, one of the stoner/Sabbath worship type, from Japan". Coffins=stoner/doom?! "As for the music... It's pretty standard fare as far as stoner doom goes, with the bluesy riffage and slow drumming". Bluesy riffage? Pretty standard slowed down death metal riffage has little "bluesy" quality to it. Did he even listen to this? http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=221491

Author:	Ambiorix [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:10 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=231252 Soul of Darkness'review of the new 1349 full length. The writing is shitty (obviously Mr. Darkness is ESL) and there is no description of the music beyond the vague sense that it is less 'fast and brutal' than the old albums. Most of the review is stupid whining about how 1349 have betrayed 'the fans' (ughhhhh). And who the fuck says 'I'm not saying this is a bad album' then gives it 0%

Author:	Hellrisen [ Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:03 pm ]
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EDIT: Never mind

Author:	Karnstein_Records [ Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:27 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=102693 Short, vague, lots of bad spelling, looks like it might have been let through by accident.

Author:	OzzyApu [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:54 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=1796#3804 WASP debut album - review by UnleashTheHeathen Lame format, doesn't describe the music as well as the other reviewers. Kind of looks like a review you'd find out of a magazine article with less than 200 words in a side-box or something.

Author:	Unorthodox [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:02 pm ]
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http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=118168 Gorgoroth's "Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam"- Review by Droneriot There's nothing really said about what the album sounds like. It needs a bit more validity in what he's saying. Quote: "Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam" takes all the weaknesses of "Twilight of the Idols", and highlights them, casting them in an even more painfully obvious light, as if they tried to tell us that "this is what Gorgoroth is now, absolutely worthless, and if the previous album wasn't evidence enough to you, here is our ultimate proof!" What do the weaknesses sound like? Is it the production, the songs structures? I'm lost. He hints every once in a while that the production is the flaw, but never really seems to go in depth about it. I don't know, just take a look at it.

Author:	ForNaught [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:20 pm ]
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Comments on the below? The review's attached to the wrong release. ForNaught wrote: Bit of a problem with deluge71's review of Åsmund Frægdegjevar by Lumsk, linked here. Nothing wrong with the review, except that it's obviously a review of the band's demo of the same name, rather than the full-length to which it is attached. It mentions the first track as being 'I lytinne tva' which is the case for the demo but not the full-length, and it also complains about the short total length of <20 mins, which again is true for the demo but not the full-length. I don't know whether the reviewer downloaded the demo and was mistaken as to what it was, or simply added it to the wrong release by accident, but it should not have been accepted in either case.

Author:	Nightgaunt [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:54 pm ]
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ForNaught wrote: Comments on the below? The review's attached to the wrong release. ForNaught wrote: Bit of a problem with deluge71's review of Åsmund Frægdegjevar by Lumsk, linked here. Nothing wrong with the review, except that it's obviously a review of the band's demo of the same name, rather than the full-length to which it is attached. It mentions the first track as being 'I lytinne tva' which is the case for the demo but not the full-length, and it also complains about the short total length of <20 mins, which again is true for the demo but not the full-length. I don't know whether the reviewer downloaded the demo and was mistaken as to what it was, or simply added it to the wrong release by accident, but it should not have been accepted in either case. Must've overlooked that. I'll take care of it.

Author:	RightIntoTheGrave [ Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:31 am ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 720#155752 And this is from an English speaker? Often awkward as hell, if not grammatically incorrect.

Author:	BastardHead [ Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:13 pm ]
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The newest one for Kill by Cannibal Corpse (by Benevolentbob) http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 564#198052 We already have 16 reviews, is a checklist styled one paragraph wonder really necessary?

Author:	Karnstein_Records [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:15 am ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=121507 The earliest review. Poor formatting, track-by-track, bad punctuation ("best album you'll ever hear in you're life") and just general silliness ("riffs made of ass-kickery and win"). Very overrated album, I need to get down to reviewing that one myself.

Author:	Slaughterday [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:15 am ]
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Cannibal Corpse's Bloodthirst review by Cheeses_Priced http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=894 I find this review to be inadequate. The intro is about this made-up character "BluesRocker1967" who feels Cannibal Corpse is awful. It seems like a harmless intro but when then review is just barely reaching three paragraphs it is a large piece of the review. The following paragraph moves forward onto , "the notion of accessibility in music"? This section deals with the author's ability to recognize Cannibal Corpse songs while he (or she) is unable to define Deeds of Flesh songs. While this seems harmless , combined with the intro this makes nearly 66% of the review; which isn't very much. We have yet to discuss the actual music contained in this album and we are nearing the closing. Opening into our third (which is really the only true paragraph) section we are made aware of the fact the author is opposite of his (or her) character "BluesRocker1967". He infact enjoys a sonic barrage of missles in his ear. The only real music criticism or praise is of Corpsegrinder's vocals which is noted that the author dislikes. In addition the only other notes of musical criticism are as quoted ; "this does not sound like the product of a group of guys who wanted to rock the boat too much" and "there are just enough little time signature and tempo changes to maintain interest, and it's pretty catchy at points". The author notes that it really isn't a bad album but would rather spend money on something else. Closing the review the author stated that we shouldn't mind "BluesRocker1967" attitude. In my opinion I feel this review should be deleted for not actually reviewing the music. This review does infact show the author's ability in recognizing music very rapidly. As well as the general intelligence of Youtube comments.

Author:	KiwiPhoenix777 [ Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:03 am ]
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Review titled "Ancient Occult Metal" by Sue, for Theli by Therion. As someone reading these reviews to get an impression of the album before I buy/download it, I would have been screwed if it weren't for the other 9. All I can gather from the review is that it has occult lyrics, orchestras and choirs. And so does a lot of other metal. www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=412#139765

Author:	Noktorn [ Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:04 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 904#187443 Says literally nothing about the music.

Author:	Nightgaunt [ Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:06 pm ]
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Deleted the Cobalt review.

Author:	meteora666 [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:45 am ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 3202#99317 First of all, I would like to eliminate any possible speculations. Yes, Dysthymya is my band, and it never in a million years would cross my mind to complain about an honest review, even with a 0% score for the release. 1/3 of the text is about other famous black metal bands, about how young their main members were when their first ever demos/EPs were released to the world. The remaining first and third paragraphs are about how unoriginal and cliched this is compared even to the likes of "Zarach 'Baal' Tharagh". He never really talks about what he heard or what it sounds like, like the other two reviewers did. He only babbles about how much he hates it. It's like the guy never actually listened to the songs. I find his review quite useless for people who might be looking for information about the music.

Author:	overkill666 [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:34 am ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 748#194956 Review at the bottom. With the two already up, this old review can probably get the boot.

Author:	invoked [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:30 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=222303 Review for my band's first demo. It's a 100%, so obviously there must be some justified reason for me wanting it taken down. From reading it, it's quite apparent that this guy has not actually heard the demo, but only listened to a few tracks from our myspace at the time of writing. So I contacted the guy, and it turns out that my suspicions were actually correct. I don't mind praise of course, but I at least want it to be somewhat reasonable. edit: Thanks a lot, whoever took care of this :)

Author:	Zanklot [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:49 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=21633#66546 Doesn't really tell anybody much about what the album actually sounds like. Obviously the reviewer doesn't digest Maidens later day style nor Bruce in general, which about the sum of information that can be gathered from this "review". Given proper reasoning any score for any album wouldn't be a problem, but there is none to be found in this review.

Author:	BaronBlitzkrieg [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:54 am ]
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I agree that grimdoom's Maiden review is utterly worthless. Not only is it vague as fuck but it also contains false information like Journeyman being written by Nicko.

Author:	~Guest 126069 [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:12 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=1165#21585 A_lesson_in_violence Poor track by track with only vague style descriptors and band comparisons.

Author:	MercyfulSatyr [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:07 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=64#15620 Awful single-paragraph, four-line review for Cradle of Filth that mostly says "this album sucks" several different ways. Granted it's from 2004, but it's bad even for then.

Author:	Abominatrix [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:57 pm ]
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MercyfulSatyr wrote: http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=64#15620 Awful single-paragraph, four-line review for Cradle of Filth that mostly says "this album sucks" several different ways. Granted it's from 2004, but it's bad even for then. Looking at that page now, it's clearly in need of a cleaning. Reviews by Hawks10pec (poor spelling, bad track-by-track format, factual inaccuracy in the very first sentence), Blackmetalbastard (terrible spelling and negligible musical description) and shadow_hunter (just empty, really, and again, atrocious spelling) are gone. Couldn't find that four-liner though..someone else must have dealt with it.

Author:	meteora666 [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:05 am ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 3202#99317 First of all, I would like to eliminate any possible speculations. Yes, Dysthymya is my band, and it never in a million years would cross my mind to complain about an honest review, even with a 0% score for the release. 1/3 of the text is about other famous black metal bands, about how young their main members were when their first ever demos/EPs were released to the world. The remaining first and third paragraphs are about how unoriginal and cliched this is compared even to the likes of "Zarach 'Baal' Tharagh". He never really talks about what he heard or what it sounds like, like the other two reviewers did. He only babbles about how much he hates it. It's like the guy never actually listened to the songs. I find his review quite useless for people who might be looking for information about the music.

Author:	hakarl [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:46 am ]
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It isn't a good review, but it does have description, though really, really vague. I haven't heard the album, but I did get an idea of what makes it low quality in the opinion of the reviewer.

Author:	Pale_Pilgrim [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:25 am ]
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Looking at a review for Burzum's Filosofem, I noticed something odd: a one-sentence review written by someone called Reign_of_Praine. Link: http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=382#153339 Upon further inspection, all of his reviews are like that. http://www.metal-archives.com/userreviews.php?id=153339&nickname=Reign_of_Praine

Author:	Perplexed_Sjel [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:53 am ]
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That's very odd. I used to talk to him on occasions through Last FM and his reviews definitely weren't worthy on deletion. He did just disappear after writing a few reviews and isn't anywhere to be seen these days. Perhaps he, oddly, modify his own reviews so they would be deleted because he didn't want them up anymore? He could have just deleted them ... This is weird.

Author:	Gravemarker [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:25 pm ]
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Perplexed_Sjel wrote: That's very odd. I used to talk to him on occasions through Last FM and his reviews definitely weren't worthy on deletion. He did just disappear after writing a few reviews and isn't anywhere to be seen these days. Perhaps he, oddly, modify his own reviews so they would be deleted because he didn't want them up anymore? He could have just deleted them ... This is weird. He was probably trying to make some kind of statement. IIRC he made a big, dramatic "I'm leaving and never coming back!" kind of post a while ago and hasn't been around since. I might be wrong though.

Author:	Zodijackyl [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:32 pm ]
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http://metal-archives.com/review.php?id=187417#702 It says almost nothing about the music, and there are several other reviews that are similar without saying "Testament sucks" more than anything about the music.

Author:	KiwiPhoenix777 [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:59 am ]
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www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=36411#7341 The review by Wohmatak at the bottom of the page. Its very short with little description of the music, the ... phenomenon at the end of a number of sentences and a factual error - Henriette Bordvik was not on the first album.

Author:	ogmetal [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:44 am ]
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Gravemarker wrote: Perplexed_Sjel wrote: That's very odd. I used to talk to him on occasions through Last FM and his reviews definitely weren't worthy on deletion. He did just disappear after writing a few reviews and isn't anywhere to be seen these days. Perhaps he, oddly, modify his own reviews so they would be deleted because he didn't want them up anymore? He could have just deleted them ... This is weird. He was probably trying to make some kind of statement. IIRC he made a big, dramatic "I'm leaving and never coming back!" kind of post a while ago and hasn't been around since. I might be wrong though. No, he came back and then others hit him with the "I thought you said you weren't coming back" line and then he left again. haha

Author:	Aeonblade [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:14 pm ]
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http://www.metal-archives.com/review.ph ... 532#193455 Dunkeltrolls' review For whatever reason, weird reviews of this album keep getting accepted, there was the one about Maiden's being Christian, and now this already small review uses half it's length to talk about how the album was too long so he used an audio program to trim down the songs. He only actually mentions one song, and doesn't say anything more than that it's pretty good.