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Mallcore Kid

Joined: Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:07 am
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Location: Russia
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:14 pm 

What... in the hell... is this?
https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/ ... lla/411917

Don't the guidelines explicitly state to not write a single paragraph review?


Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:59 pm
Posts: 2766
Location: The second sea
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:41 pm 

https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/ ... ace/248007

What the everloving fuck is this? It doesn't give any indication of what the album sounds like, it's rife with typographical errors, and the last paragraph is hilariously puerile:

Metal Archives wanted more when it came to my original draft, that was a gift. I was able to deconstruct this album from beginning to end. The Rating went from 82 to 85%. Really there is nothing else that can be said about this album except if you like talent then this albums is for you. I caught that Rock. Frank THE MORBID ONE The Metal Authority Family
iamntbatman wrote:
manowar are literally five times the band that fates warning are: each member is as good as fates warning alone, then joey's bass solos are like an entire extra fates warning

Ever-Opening Flower

Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:27 pm
Posts: 3547
Location: London, England, United Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:22 am 

https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/ ... ert/101472

Though what he's written here is fine - what's not fine is that the review itself is fundamentally incomplete as he only addresses one side of the split. morbert is around still so he could just add some more to the review to address the other side, but this isn't worthy of being on the site in its current state, I think.
Review Lads!

Morn Of Solace

Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:19 am
Posts: 1802
PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:58 am 

https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/ ... wolf/13777

Old track by track and overall embarassing review

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