For an internet pro such as yours truly, it's really easy to tell it's a Photoshop, there are pixels in there. 648000 of them, to be precise.

Willow is great, and with the exception of the two-headed monster and a few other very bad effects, the kids even appreciated it; the story is quite OK. They also liked Conan. I will need to buy the original Star Wars trilogy soon, though. We've managed to avoid that for no particular reason so far.

For some odd reason, the oldest daughter seems to consider Russell Crowe's Master and Commander the best movie ever, which is strange. But any unorthodox suggestions on good fantasy and lightweight horror/comedy would be appreciated.

Henkkjelle, when it comes to measuring insanity, it's not fair to bring Mormonism to the table

Mel Brooks

Fucking seeing Nile tonight!

Kids' film update: Tried to watch Time Bandits but turned it off halfway through. Sucks pretty hard, almost like a Mel Brooks film with better design sense. Terry Gilliam rarely got it right, poor bastard. Expecting better things from Jabberwocky.

Good luck staying awake.

For a metal forum some of you guys don't like good metal.

Yes it was. You are wrong. /end discussion

What's the point to further any 'discussion' there is nothing to be added at all. You are easily upset, that's clear. So why further press the issue? And I did get amused you took offense.

Froggie, you only listen to garbage cans/racoon howling noise these days anyway.

As the barbarians appeared on the horizons the United States marines and Seal Team 6 readied themselves! They were all sure that they were ultra tough guys because they once killed an old man who wasn't prepared for them, so surely they could turn back a horde of ultimate barbarians who break all the rules, but as they rushed up the hill without slowing down or looking exerted at all, and as the soldiers beheld the Herculean physiques of the barbarians in all their glistening nude glory, the Islamic banner being waved proudly by a tweelve foot tall giant, and the glint of supreme rage/confidence in their eyes, they realized that their entire belief structure based on the supremacy of the American way was a total lie! Their lives had no meaning whatsoever, and they were so shocked by this revelation that their hands started shaking and not a single barbarain was shot!

Not sure what your problem with Mel Brooks' movies is. The ones I've seen have been pretty great. Well Spaceballs was, anyway. Young Frankenstein I didn't care for much.