*Sigh* If nobody gets my jokes it's my fault, and if nobody gets your jokes it's also my fault. Understood.

Yes inhumanist, you are responsible for every single problem in this board. Goddamnit inhumanist, you ruined my life!

That is not a fucking dog. It looks like the son of a bitch came straight out of Monster Hunter.

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Transsexuals - Make yourself feel more like a woman by driving a car badly whilst talking bollocks

I don't think that word really means exactly what you're intending anymore...

Uh?

It's a racial slur and has been for several decades.

Dude, please, chinaman isn't the preferred nomenclature.

Yeah, we call them Chinese people now.

Well sorry then, I thought it was the same shit as frenchman and englishman and whatever

I've often wondered why it became racist; it sounds quite badass to me.

The only difference construction wise is that the two above are the nationality-word + "man", whilst "Chinaman" refers to merely the place, + "man"; it does make it feel different.

Speaking of racism; stumbled across this "gem" earlier today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAebOPGpp0k

Oh look, it's the "anti-racism=anti-white" movement.

The creator of the video also has a shitty pop group. Pretty funny, though.

Haha. What's with the stereotype that shitty political activists like to CAPITALIZE certain words while pulling a big STRAWMAN to prove their POINT?

So I ordered Damascus Steel (Meads of Asphodel's 3rd album) from an ebay vendor and noticed his profile name was Jaldaboath, his store name was meadsofasphodel_store, he lived in the UK and had a lot of meads gear. So just for the hell of it I asked him if he was *the* Jaldaboath, and got the response:


"i am not the foul jaldaboath but use the name which was chosen for him to remind me each day of his balefulness.

The Meads of Asphodel was without any honour during those far off days, but that is another story.

i bid you well."

Typical dour English humor

Spend a day on the Terrorizer forum and you'll understand

You know what they say about White History Month, it lasts all year.

I actually feel dumber for watching that.

What the... No. Just... No. Of course Summoning is metal, you ignorant buffoons.

Summoning is obviously very metal. I thought Tony was taking the piss because they have lots of keyboards, but now people are genuinely arguing about this? What the fuck?

One day I smashed through the door to a courtroom on a skateboard and flipped a sweet oly off the rails! As I flipped through the air I threw my sunglasses up and then landed on the defendants seat! As I landed, the shades landed perfectly on my face! I grabbed the judge hammer and banged the table! "Hear ye Hear ye! I find myself in contempt of court! Fuck all y'all!" Then I flipped a double middle finger salute to the assembled news crews who had never expected anything so cool to happen at my trial for crimes against humanity!

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...and I can include 2 different FFA conversation in 1 image! This little kid is a pretty good pokemon trainer, man!

Woohoo, I win!

Just spent a grueling hour and a half shopping on Etsy for vintage cufflinks and tie clips. Ugh...the unspeakable torture! You t-shirt people don't even know. You don't know what I have to do in this life. What it means to truly be a man. When will the sacrifices end? What is the price of glory?

So I graduated from college yesterday. In the middle of a long party-filled weekend right now, but it feels good to be done with all of it.

Congrats, Emp! Go forth, and use your powers for good. And never forget who your real friends and family are: the lowlifes here on MA.

Oh yeah. Definitely looking forward to getting out there and doing more stuff - going to put all my energy into a writing career and/or traveling around more now.

Maybe I'll also get to do more music reviews now. I have a lot to say about some albums...been wanting to hit Ghost's Opus Eponymous for a while...

Any plans to move? Where next doth the zephyr of fate urge you? ...C'mon, move to the big city, insert your young head into the cyclopean meat grinder. BE A MAN

I'd really like to go someplace totally different from my FL heritage. Love to take a road trip up to a big city like New York or Chicago, or even out to California maybe. Really no set plan yet, but hopefully by the end of summer I'll be somewhere else or at least have a kick ass job in place...

Reno Nevada is about as different from Florida as you can get, and a totally Metal landscape once you get to Tahoe, right next door. Plus we have Stella Natura, the best Metal festival on the West Coast.

move to DC, destroy your life - it's what men do.

Pfff, come somewhere where you can't wear shorts 12 months in a row! I'm kinda jealous you're finished with university, I still have like 2 years to do I guess that's my fault since I was supposed to be a teaching student since the beginning, damn you history! At least I got a lot of credentials.

Sometimes I daydream about receiving a somewhat large sum of money from an unknown deceased uncle and you know, leave the modern world and just go leave on a farm for the rest of my life. Along with an internet connection though or at least a large amount of no fucks to give. Not having to care about anything, not having to go to work to pay to work to pay for your car and drive your car to go to work*, I don't know, the fear of being a loser is terrifying. My dad always told me he'd like to build some shack like that http://imgur.com/gallery/JNVNu and write all day, I'm sure it would be a great experience. "Hey Tony, where were you last year?" "Oh hi, Larry, I was in my cabin in the woods"

Yeah, ok, I've been drinking a little.

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ3rvg7KQxQ

No shit, before I went off to DC I set out to build a small cabin in the woods behind my parents' house (about a quarter mile into our property). I got as far as splitting, shaving and smoothing the wood, putting together windows, and aligning the foundation - it's still our there - and my materials are still in our garage - I should really finish it.

Christ was also a carpenter.

Pretty sure he never worked any seasons on fishing boats, though. If he had he might've been cooler. Emp, you should head to Alaska.

Actually, you should. That was honestly one of the most rewarding parts of my life - surrounded by intense work and books. I learned a lot about myself, and what I wanted from life - something direly lacking in city life.

I find I contemplate my life better when in dense cities. When alone out in nature all I can really think of is how shitty things are. When Im surrounded by people I realize how insignificant my problems are.

I'd have to agree, I have to be active. Out here in the desert life is very different from when I was in Seattle a couple years ago.

HB iAm. I remember you trying to get the staff to give you 21-yo privileges when your 21st was only a few hours away at the 420 Doom concert back in 2011!