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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:41 am 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
WARNING: may contain extreme activities


On or off camera?
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Shadespawn
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:54 am
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:45 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.

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Shadespawn
Metal newbie

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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:46 am 
 

Wilytank wrote:
Shadespawn wrote:
WARNING: may contain extreme activities


On or off camera?


Both. We were holding each other's dicks on that pic. Afterwords our drummer masturbated heavily with that vacuum cleaner.
Man, we pumped our dicks with that vacuum cleaner and then cummed our jizz all over the place in reference to satan.

Very obscure stuff.

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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

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Location: Oswego, Illinois
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:47 am 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.


Image

For real, do it in your mustache. It needs to happen.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:17 pm 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.


:bow: :bow: :bow: done and done. But seriously that's an awseome beard and if I could grow more than pubes on my face I would go for that.
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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:53 pm 
 

Image
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~Guest 98976
Metal Pounder

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:55 pm 
 

That's a really crazy looking machete.

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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:02 am 
 

That's a $15 machete.
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~Guest 98976
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:07 am 
 

Why are you buying machetes anyway? Do you cut down tree brush or something?

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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:20 am 
 

I just like to have one or two lying around the house.
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~Guest 293033
Metalhead

Joined: Thu May 17, 2012 8:16 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:32 am 
 

They're not a bad choice for cheap, hassle-free home defense.

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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:36 am 
 

@Corpsewithoutsoul; uh..... Aren't you the same gal who posted a picture of herself executing a random guy with an axe? Because that certainly would explain your fondness for sharp objects.


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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:47 am 
 

Yes, that's so. I enjoy keeping a well-stocked arsenal.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:12 am 
 

Sweet Manilla Road Shirt.

Also Drone, how about a fucking smile next time mate?
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:50 am 
 

That's what it looks like when I smile. :P
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~Guest 98976
Metal Pounder

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:17 am 
 

You guys are weird.

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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:56 pm 
 

when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:19 pm 
 

tomcat_ha wrote:
when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

Ever considered getting a girlfriend? Or more than one? (more pairs of hands can sow more band patches).
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corpsewithoutsoul
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:50 pm 
 

Give grandma a call.
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:00 am 
 

@Tomcat; you can learn how to sew, you know? It's not rocket science.

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orionmetalhead
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:54 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:04 am 
 

Corpsewithoutsoul, if you weren't from Canada I would have guessed that you were the the owner of metal-on-metal records / appear on all their compilation albums.
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BasqueStorm
The Wettest Blanket

Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 2:21 pm
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Location: Turks and Caicos Islands
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:36 am 
 

tomcat_ha wrote:
when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
Give grandma a call.

What?!? That's so gay!
EVERY man should learn to sew his clothes without having to call his mum!

:P

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@Tomcat; you can learn how to sew, you know? It's not rocket science.

And it works for your wounds too!

:P

LOL!

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Cynical_Misanthropy
Sect of Sorrow

Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:24 am
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Location: Bay Area, California
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:50 am 
 

I'll post another one... and yes, my dog looks like a freak when he doesn't have his long, shaggy stoner hair.

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666Emperor666
Metalhead

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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:47 pm 
 

So here I am :D
Image

...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.

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~Guest 171512
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:10 pm 
 

@666Emperor666: Your dog looks like the G'mork! Awesome!

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henkkjelle
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:27 pm 
 

How do you harvest the souls required to feed your hell dog?
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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:04 pm
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:43 pm 
 

Yeah, I figured I'd post another goofy (sexy) one of myself. I'm the handsome lad on the top-left who looks like a fish-man/pirate hybrid. Don't really know what happened with the lighting and why everything is yellowed, but whatever.
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It's only now that I realized I have crazy frog-fingers :-P
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taufan99
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Joined: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:19 am
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Location: Indonesia
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:33 pm 
 

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This is me, expressing my nationality... :D

Image
And this is me, in my bedroom... :P
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:42 am 
 

@666Emperor666: I think you win the Varg lookalike contest. No offense.
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666Emperor666
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:44 am
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:59 am 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
How do you harvest the souls required to feed your hell dog?

This old bastard harvests them herself. No need for me to do anything. She sneaks up to people while they sleep and takes their souls away by licking their faces.

inhumanist wrote:
@666Emperor666: I think you win the Varg lookalike contest. No offense.

No offence taken :D I guess my facial expression is kind of Varglike haha.

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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:04 am 
 

Since Caspian posted a Wedding photo, here's me and my groomsmen about 2 hours before my wedding. I'm second from the left, points to anyone who guesses all the shirts.

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:26 am 
 

Saxon - Strong Arm Of The Law
Overkill - Taking Over
Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
Death - Scream Bloody Gore

That was easy as fuck.
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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:28 am 
 

Yes is was, the Saxon one being the only one anyone would have difficulty on.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:30 am 
 

On our eyes, it was very early, we were very hung over as well.
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Shadespawn
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:27 am 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.[/quote]

:bow: :bow: :bow: done and done. But seriously that's an awseome beard and if I could grow more than pubes on my face I would go for that.[/quote]

Thanks dude, it still is an ongoing project.

[quote="taufan99"]Image
This is me, expressing my nationality... :D



I like it very much how you express your nationality, please, can you express some more of your nationality?

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Marag
Veteran

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:31 am 
 

666Emperor666 wrote:

...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.
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Fuck, that's not a dog that's a hellhound!

She looks fierce, whats her breed?

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:41 am 
 

taufan99 wrote:
Image
And this is me, in my bedroom... :P


Dude! If you're going to post boudoir material, at least sheath it in a spoiler, some of us are at work. Jesus christ.
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666Emperor666
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:44 am
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:44 am 
 

Marag wrote:
666Emperor666 wrote:

...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.
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Fuck, that's not a dog that's a hellhound!

She looks fierce, whats her breed?

She's mixed breed. Her father was a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever and mother was mixed also.

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~Guest 247223
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:10 am
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:21 pm 
 

Okay, here it goes:
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The guy with Impetigo shirt is me. The guy on the left is one of my pals. We were in Devilstone 2013 festival here in Lithuania. Bought that shirt there on the second day (because then the merch shops open) and I wore it until the festival was over and I went home. It was really "clean" when I got home.

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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:01 pm 
 

orionmetalhead wrote:
Corpsewithoutsoul, if you weren't from Canada I would have guessed that you were the the owner of metal-on-metal records / appear on all their compilation albums.


I see the hair/torso/lower body resemblance, but this woman has a face and I don't.
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