On or off camera?

Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.

Both. We were holding each other's dicks on that pic. Afterwords our drummer masturbated heavily with that vacuum cleaner.
Man, we pumped our dicks with that vacuum cleaner and then cummed our jizz all over the place in reference to satan.

Very obscure stuff.

For real, do it in your mustache. It needs to happen.

done and done. But seriously that's an awseome beard and if I could grow more than pubes on my face I would go for that.

That's a really crazy looking machete.

That's a $15 machete.

Why are you buying machetes anyway? Do you cut down tree brush or something?

I just like to have one or two lying around the house.

They're not a bad choice for cheap, hassle-free home defense.

@Corpsewithoutsoul; uh..... Aren't you the same gal who posted a picture of herself executing a random guy with an axe? Because that certainly would explain your fondness for sharp objects.

Yes, that's so. I enjoy keeping a well-stocked arsenal.

Sweet Manilla Road Shirt.

Also Drone, how about a fucking smile next time mate?

That's what it looks like when I smile.

You guys are weird.

when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

Ever considered getting a girlfriend? Or more than one? (more pairs of hands can sow more band patches).

Give grandma a call.

@Tomcat; you can learn how to sew, you know? It's not rocket science.

Corpsewithoutsoul, if you weren't from Canada I would have guessed that you were the the owner of metal-on-metal records / appear on all their compilation albums.

What?!? That's so gay!
EVERY man should learn to sew his clothes without having to call his mum!




And it works for your wounds too!



LOL!

I'll post another one... and yes, my dog looks like a freak when he doesn't have his long, shaggy stoner hair.

So here I am


...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.

@666Emperor666: Your dog looks like the G'mork! Awesome!

How do you harvest the souls required to feed your hell dog?

Yeah, I figured I'd post another goofy (sexy) one of myself. I'm the handsome lad on the top-left who looks like a fish-man/pirate hybrid. Don't really know what happened with the lighting and why everything is yellowed, but whatever.

This is me, expressing my nationality...


And this is me, in my bedroom...

@666Emperor666: I think you win the Varg lookalike contest. No offense.

This old bastard harvests them herself. No need for me to do anything. She sneaks up to people while they sleep and takes their souls away by licking their faces.


No offence taken I guess my facial expression is kind of Varglike haha.

Since Caspian posted a Wedding photo, here's me and my groomsmen about 2 hours before my wedding. I'm second from the left, points to anyone who guesses all the shirts.

Saxon - Strong Arm Of The Law
Overkill - Taking Over
Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
Death - Scream Bloody Gore

That was easy as fuck.

Yes is was, the Saxon one being the only one anyone would have difficulty on.

On our eyes, it was very early, we were very hung over as well.

Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.[/quote]

done and done. But seriously that's an awseome beard and if I could grow more than pubes on my face I would go for that.[/quote]

Thanks dude, it still is an ongoing project.

[quote="taufan99"]
This is me, expressing my nationality...



I like it very much how you express your nationality, please, can you express some more of your nationality?

Fuck, that's not a dog that's a hellhound!

She looks fierce, whats her breed?

Dude! If you're going to post boudoir material, at least sheath it in a spoiler, some of us are at work. Jesus christ.

She's mixed breed. Her father was a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever and mother was mixed also.

Okay, here it goes:


The guy with Impetigo shirt is me. The guy on the left is one of my pals. We were in Devilstone 2013 festival here in Lithuania. Bought that shirt there on the second day (because then the merch shops open) and I wore it until the festival was over and I went home. It was really "clean" when I got home.

I see the hair/torso/lower body resemblance, but this woman has a face and I don't.