Two turds in a basket.

I have that same laundry basket. I think we're brothers.

Beautiful turds

Just inherited this little guy from the in-laws today:

Ridiculously adorable turds you've got there. Makes me miss my Odin.

Since we're posting adorable turds, here's my newly adopted turd. I've named him Midnight! (Satanic Royalty et al). I think he was abandoned on the road side and so we took him in.

That cat is illegaly adorable, Vince.

It's facial expression looks like... joy, not conceit... I think your cat is broken.

Both my of mine were stray turds. The big turd just turned 2, as far as we can guess, and he is a big dude. I found him when he was about the same age as the above Midnight, I'd say...but he already had paws and tail much too large for his body at that point.

The little turd is about 4 months old, I reckon, and a lot less of a hassle than he was at that age. She has really calmed him down, mostly because I think he saw what a big turd he used to be.

CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THE WORD 'TURD' to describe adorable, cuddly, furry little bundles of love-shaped joy? KTHANXBAI.

Seconded.

Shouvince's kitten is so

Out of context that comment would be so weird. I think I'm going to sig this.

Edit: Or not. The "furry" is too much of a giveaway.

Yup, I believe I just felt my heart melt and explode at the same time from that kitten.

Ah, Midnight's touching close to 2 months now. He's quite a handful at the moment and probably plays 24/7 at the sight of anything that moves.

Thanks for the comments guys.

Well, we have always referred to my two cats as turds.

Yeah, he was about that age. He's a big boy, though. Close to 16 lbs and not overweight.

shouvince, watch out, I'm going to steal that cat from you.

Wasn't it you who had another extremely cute cat aswell? A grey, rather skinny one, with big eyes. I think I called him the cutest cat in the thread so far, but Midnight has stolen that title for now. Nice name, too!

Haha yeah, that's Mojo. He's close to being 4 years now though.

Damn shouvince that is the most adorable cat I've ever seen, you're a lucky guy.

So I can finally fix that now:





Behold... Manilla Road and... Needle!



Late to the party, and very nerdy... I know.

Mine's bigger!

Fear the Needle, Hodorjackyl...

Can someone in authority now declare *THIS* the greatest page in the thread? I mean, it's composed exclusively of kittens, sharp blades and Manilla Road shirts. i mean srlsly wat else is there in lyfe

Of course, now I've probably jinxed it and the ghost of SCMugen will suddenly materialize out of nothing and take a figurative AND literal shit all over the page and thread.

Needle is a sword for a nine year old, of course it's small. But it kills just as well. "Men are made of water, did you know that? When you pierce them, the water leaks out... and they die."

King Joffrey... Queen Cersei... Polliver, the Tickler.... The Mountain...

I like rabbits. And cats. Swords I can take or leave.



Kittens are cute and completely insane.

Can I participate in 45 days? With a kitchen knife, though.

I used to have cats. Four, to be exact. They're all dead.

Of course!

Can't be. You posted on it.

I have a 'Manilla Road and a machete' picture too, but it's not online yet.

Edit: I just want to say that corpsewithoutsoul is beautiful.

All of that, plus A Song of Ice and Fire references. This is, most definitely, the best page in the thread.

Nice pic! Neudi was definitely on fire last weekend. But damn that Tygers of Pan Tang shirt is awesome! Funny how I know everyone on the pic except those who are highlighted on it. But where was this, near the toilets?

Hey, since this first came up in this thread, I thought I'd post a heads up that I suggested an M-A metalheads meet-up at the Springfield, VA show of the Anathema/Alcest/Mamiffer tour, in said tour's thread in the Tours forum. So go post there if you're going

And.. swords, and kittens, and Game of Thrones.. This page was just what I needed to get out of my depressive slump

I like how this developed a bit into a thread of fur children. Here are mine

The princess:


And the derp:




And here I am at the gym apparently pretending to decapitate someone:


And about to punch the fuck out of my phone:

Like I've said before, that's not a beard. It's just his face but extended.

You ever thought of growing the mustache out?

My wife hates the mustache. She makes me shave that. and strangely whenever I do grow it... it never connects to my beard or sideburns

SLK, dude, you should change your legal name to, like, Gragnok or something. Something that's more befitting of that beard.

hahaha thanks. i want to start carrying a sword around with me. or a warhammer.

Dude that beard is amazing, and there is finally someone bigger than me here. A loser is me.