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Bezerko
Vladimir Poopin

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:39 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Am I the only person who thinks it's mindblowingly retarded that 15 year olds' ignorant bullshit they post on the internet qualifies as news now? I've seen quite a few stories like that lately, where there's some sensationalist headline like "AMERICA OUTRAGED OVER SOMETHING HARMLESS IN A VERY APPALLING AND HATEFUL FASHION" and then the article contains nothing but screenshots of Twitter posts. Sorry, that shit doesn't count. May as well cherry pick a bunch of statements from inmates at an insane asylum and put a headline like "AMERICA HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS AN ELECTION THIS YEAR; RAMBLED ABOUT TACO SALADS INSTEAD"


This, a thousand times.

Also: PEPSI FUCKING LIME. That shit was the bomb.

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Napero
GedankenPanzer

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:48 pm 
 

That Miss USA or whatever stuff is amusing. I must mention that Miss Finland 1996 was black... well, she still is... and very few actually gave a fuck. Non-news are not news.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:58 pm 
 

I went to...uhhh. Roy Rogers maybe? And they had one of those fancy new drink machines. It was pretty incredible, I must say. Raspberry and Peach for everything? Hell yes.
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:10 pm 
 

Those new drink machines are fucking amazing. I did actually have the peach Mello Yellow when I used one a while back, so good.
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newp
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:18 pm 
 

Those drink machines look awesome. Quit lording your sugar gluttony over the rest of us America!

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MutantClannfear
Blank Czech

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:45 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
nothing but screenshots of Twitter posts.

Granted, I know very little about Twitter, but I've wondered this for a while, maybe someone can fill me in: what actually motivates average Joe-Schmo people to say things on that website? I understand its functionality as a peek into the random daily blurbs that come to the mind of a celebrity, but why would you even publicly say things like your opinion on race in a Miss America pageant? Are they that unaware that their tweets might cause controversy at best and make them look like a complete idiot at worst? On a website like Twitter where everything one says is totally and entirely public (as far as I know), what drives people to say things that are even remotely off-color?
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failsafeman
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:02 pm 
 

Because people who want attention know that one good way of getting it is by being edgy. Look at all the famous and popular comedians who have made careers out of off-color comments.
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MorbidBlood wrote:
So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.

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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm 
 

CorpseFister wrote:
Those drink machines look awesome. Quit lording your sugar gluttony over the rest of us America!

You guys have pine bark covered in chocolate(which is delicious, I might add) and poutine.

just sayin

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:51 pm 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
I went to...uhhh. Roy Rogers maybe? And they had one of those fancy new drink machines. It was pretty incredible, I must say. Raspberry and Peach for everything? Hell yes.



Fuck yeah, every time I see one of those machines it's either raspberry powerade, coke, or water and if the raspberry is out then it's peach. I wish I could get one of those for my refrigerator.
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:16 pm 
 

I basically landed a job at Great America once the background check clears. I'll be scaring people in one of the mazes.
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Jophelerx
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:59 pm 
 

Definitely agree on those drink machines. They had one at my local Firehouse Subs and it was fucking excellent. Raspberry Powerade is the shit.

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~Guest 226319
President Satan

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:40 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
I have to agree with John Sunlight for once.

For once? Why won't you admit you agree with me all the time? :P

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MetalCuresHeadaches
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:41 pm 
 

You all need better neighborhoods. Five Guys, PFD, a bunch of hole-in-the-wall family places; Hell, every Burger King in our county (outside the ghetto) has those Coke machines, even in the boonies. Lime Fanta? Liquid crack; best shit ever.

elf48687789 wrote:
This is just too weird: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q It's metal I guess, sometimes power metal, maybe a bit J-Pop, sometimes very heavy (which makes it even weirder). And the video...


You're a bit late man. This got posted here when the video first postedreleased (it may have been in the FFA thread, but possibly in its own thread in the tavern or metal discussion), and the forum responded with a collective "the fuck?".
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Young_Metalhead
Saanut kerran. Todistetusti.

Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:17 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:20 pm 
 

MetalCuresHeadaches wrote:

elf48687789 wrote:
This is just too weird: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q It's metal I guess, sometimes power metal, maybe a bit J-Pop, sometimes very heavy (which makes it even weirder). And the video...


You're a bit late man. This got posted here when the video first postedreleased (it may have been in the FFA thread, but possibly in its own thread in the tavern or metal discussion), and the forum responded with a collective "the fuck?".

Still, you cannot say you didn't like "Headbang"... Stupid fucking japanese 15-year old girls and their idol culture.

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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:21 pm 
 

Topics
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CorpseFister

Sometimes this forum must look fucked to accidental visitors...
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:42 pm 
 

Foulchrist wrote:
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Sometimes this forum must look fucked to accidental visitors...

Certainly, that is an unfortunate combination :lol:

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newp
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:46 pm 
 

Opps! I made my username on a lark and didn't really give much thought to how it would come across haha.

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~Guest 98976
Metal Pounder

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:56 pm 
 

Fisting the corpse with fists.

Corpsing the fist with corpses.

It's gross either way, and you're to blame for both.

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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:05 pm 
 

Uh..... I don't think that "corpsing" is an actual word, Disaster.

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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:17 pm 
 

MetalCuresHeadaches wrote:
You all need better neighborhoods. Five Guys, PFD, a bunch of hole-in-the-wall family places; Hell, every Burger King in our county (outside the ghetto) has those Coke machines, even in the boonies. Lime Fanta? Liquid crack; best shit ever.


To be fair there are probably shitloads of them all over the place where I live. I just don't really eat out at fast food places anymore and when my Burger King-addicted brother stays at my house on breaks from school, he just orders it as delivery on the internet.
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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:24 pm 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
Morrigan wrote:
I have to agree with John Sunlight for once.

For once? Why won't you admit you agree with me all the time? :P


Dammit, you two, never agree again :(
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GuntherTheUndying
Crimson King, Eater of Worlds

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:34 pm 
 

Has anyone here ever taken the GRE? I'm studying for it right now, I take it in a month. I do not miss studying for exams AT ALL. :lol:
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ModusOperandi
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:25 pm 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
To be fair there are probably shitloads of them all over the place where I live. I just don't really eat out at fast food places anymore and when my Burger King-addicted brother stays at my house on breaks from school, he just orders it as delivery on the internet.

I honestly shouldn't be shocked they have a delivery service as it would've made all the sense in the world to have offered that years ago already. And yet, "Oh, come ON now!" still found its way to be said aloud.
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MetalCuresHeadaches
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:28 pm 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
he just orders it as delivery on the internet.


Hold the phone. You can have Burger King delivered to your front door?
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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:30 pm 
 

Gaw bles 'Murka

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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:31 pm 
 

How far the mighty hath fallen.
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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:34 pm 
 

You don't even have to walk to your car and stand in line, saving up all those tasty calories.
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Terri23
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:38 pm 
 

MetalCuresHeadaches wrote:
Hold the phone. You can have Burger King delivered to your front door?


I vaguely remember KFC trying something similar in Australia maybe 20 years back? The problem was that the food went cold and the chips went stale by the time the delivery reached your door.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:41 pm 
 

Yeah, I'm in a BK Delivers test market area. I would tell you all to be jealous, bitches, except for Burger King kind of sucks.
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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:44 pm 
 

After they got rid of the good chicken tenders, at least. :cry:
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:53 pm 
 

I don't know, I think the appeal of fast food restaurants just plummeted the moment I became too old to order meals that came with a toy without getting weird looks from everyone.

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niix
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:04 am 
 

listening to Enya through a guitar amp with some distortion..
she is one dark woman.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:28 am 
 

My girlfriend doesn't think that Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby is as difficult as the entirety of the internet has made it out to be.

She will learn. :(
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:44 am 
 

GuntherTheUndying wrote:
Has anyone here ever taken the GRE? I'm studying for it right now, I take it in a month. I do not miss studying for exams AT ALL. :lol:


Ah yeah, pretty elementary with the aptitude and math questions, but the key is continuous practice and time management. Unless you're giving the GRE II as well? I was planning to take it a few years ago. However, now I'm thinking of giving the GMAT later this year, already got the official guide books. About time I started planning :/

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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:02 am 
 

Terri23 wrote:
MetalCuresHeadaches wrote:
Hold the phone. You can have Burger King delivered to your front door?


I vaguely remember KFC trying something similar in Australia maybe 20 years back? The problem was that the food went cold and the chips went stale by the time the delivery reached your door.

I don't remember that, but it's funny this conversation comes up. My friend is actually just about to start a business with burger home delivery! He's fine-tuning everything at the moment but he's going to give it a crack.

MutantClannfear wrote:
After they got rid of the good chicken tenders, at least. :cry:

Agreed. They changed the recipe a while back and they're just not as good.
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:01 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Uh..... I don't think that "corpsing" is an actual word, Disaster.

Actually it is. But it means something entirely different than what FD was trying to express.
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TheLiberation
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:13 am 
 

Foulchrist wrote:
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Sometimes this forum must look fucked to accidental visitors...

Once I also checked something on the forum at the uni and a friend was quite interested with the nickname RapeTheDead. (Although her own sense of humour is not that far off to be honest :D)

Although on a different note, in the exactly same place some other time, I nearly died by choking from laughter when I accidentally discovered the band Maximum Oversatan. (Which immediately dethroned Nuclear Chainsaw for my favourite band name ever.)
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:14 am 
 

Recently I learned a very valuable lesson: Don't trust people with your money if you have no reliable means of contacting them. Did I say valuable? I meant expensive. But it's not so much the money as it is the heaps of bullshit he fabricated to come off as trustworthy. Some people have no shame.
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hakarl
Metel fraek

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:20 am 
 

A Nigerian prince, perhaps?
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:28 am 
 

No, a real-life false friend. Im not that gullible.
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